This type of driver presses my 'Cuss Button'. What makes the fucktard think it's OK to jump directly in front of a moving vehicle going 65mph or more??? Dumb as rocks. After an encounter with this type I can be seen fuming from miles away. So much steam comes out of my ears other drivers probably think my car is overheating. If you have a death wish that's fine, but don't involve me or my child. Dummy.
2.)The 'I speed up when I see you trying to get over' driver:
Some people are just 'JACKASSES'. Simple as that. Do they view driving as a video game? And, if you get in front of them they lose points? Do they think they are president of that lane or something? People really irk me.
3.) The 'I'm headed nowhere fast' driver:
This driver is riding behind you, but obviously you are going to slow so they zoom around you. You lose sight of them but a short while later you pull up right beside them at a light. Once the light changes they pull into the McDonald's drive thru. Really? You did all that to be in the same place as me. And on top of that you were in a rush to get a 'heart attack combo'. Dumb.
4.) The 'Make me miss the light' driver:
Ohhhhhh, this driver works my last nerve. They see the hand flashing for the crosswalk so they know the light is going to change soon. So what do they do? They dumb ass slow down. URRRGH. Most of the time they make the light but you're left sitting there. Make me want to catch up with them, get infront of them, and make them miss every light. Sheew. Make me sick.
5.)The 'I do something illegal and almost hit you but I don't give the courtesy wave to show I accept responsibility' driver:
When we are in the car the only way to communicate with other drivers is the horn or signals. So if you make a bullshit move that almost causes some sort-of mishap, it is only polite that you look through your rear view mirror or stick your hand out the window, and give the 'oops my bad' wave. If you don't know or use that rule you shouldn't be driving. Rude ass.
6.)The 'I'm a just squeeze through' driver:
This is the type of driver that may or may not directly effect you. But, to see them in action leaves a bad taste in your mouth and makes you think "What the fuck were you thinking". These are the types of people that some how feel like their car went on a diet and it is now smaller than when they bought it. I look at them like "You know damn well you cant squeeze into that spot" or "You know damn well your car cant fit between that other car and the curb"...But somehow they feel like they have the incredible shrinking car and they can make impossible moves. And although the end results can be hilarious, the fact that they we're that stupid is quite irritating.
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